When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home.

当你没有钱的时候，待在家里吃野菜。

When you have money, eat the same wild vegetables in a fine restaurant.

当你有钱的时候，坐在高档餐厅里吃着同样的野菜。

When you have no money, dream of marriage; when you have money, dream of divorce.

当你没钱的时候，梦想着结婚；当你有钱之后，却又想着离婚。

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When you have no money, your wife becomes a secretary; when you have money, your secretary becomes your wife.

当你没钱的时候，你的老婆变成了秘书；当你有钱之后，秘书却变成了你的老婆。

Man, O man, never tells the truth.

人啊，永远都不会讲真话。

He says the stock market is bad but keeps speculating.

他说钞票是魔鬼但一直赚钱。

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He says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

他说高职位太孤独却一直晋升。

He says smoking and drinking are bad but keeps partaking.

他说吸烟喝酒有害健康但总是参与其中。

He says heaven is good but refuses to go.

他说天堂很美好却拒绝去那个地方。

What is life about? At one, you are the top priority.

到底什么是生活？一岁的时候，你是最主要的。