2、我的爱情，长了蛀虫，我的爱情，出了流弊。

My love, a moth, my love, something wrong.

3、爱情是一个香甜的梦，而婚姻却是一只闹钟。

Love is a sweet dream, but marriage is an alarm clock.

4、闭上左眼，看到的是你那可憎的猥琐。

Close your left eye and see your lovely shyness.

5、你是我的小呀小苹果，恋爱你定然没错。

You are my little apple. You must be right to like you.

6、伶俐就是相熟该忽略甚么的艺术。

Wisdom is the art of knowing what to ignore.

7、多谢你的不在乎，晓得了我的自作多情。

Thank you for not caring. I know how affectionate I am.

8、谢谢上天让我碰见你，岂论咱们有不有未来！

Thank God for letting me meet you, whether we have a future or not!

9、你的路途，日后不见我的朽迈。

Your way, never see my old age.

10、全全国最好的器械都理应归我一切，收罗你！

The best things in the world belong to me, including you!

11、不有人在原地等待你。也没爱情在原地等待你。

No one is waiting for you. No love is waiting for you.

12、我们，离相互很近，离恶运很远。

We are very close to each other and far from happiness.

13、你的笑一把扣住我的心喉从不失手。

Your laugh holds my throat and never misses it.

14、爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出。

Love is hard to put in, but harder to get out once put in.

15、我颠倒了整个世界，只为摆正你的倒影。

I turned the whole world upside down just to put your reflection right.

16、偶尔最小的东东可在你的内心据有最大的空间。

Sometimes the smallest things take up the biggest space in your heart.

17、明晓得你不爱我、可留念却如潮流般无法阻拦。

Knowing you don't love me, but miss like the tide can't stop.